yep. you guessed it. the one and only me! went on a 5 day holiday to portsea, thanks to and his rich, rich ways of his stepdad owning a house that used to be a diving shop up there... we went to the beach pretty much every day, and the weather was perfect exept for one day, where the water was too cold and the wind too strong to swim... the back beach was insane, some of the waves were double my height, probably about 3 and a bit meters... and i got hit by one that totally wiped me out... but it was pretty awesome. and, apparently, its going to hit 42 degrees C over the weekend... thank god i have a pool, which turns out to bbe quite warm after you are used to freezing salt water.

check out these people, unless they happen to be you. somehow i dont think that's going to happen.

ZOMG! i lurve chrishmish!
but first of all..... yeah. some might have noticed but i havent been on DA much recently. this is most likely due to work experience. im underage -.- so i stayed home and did work here. the absolute worst day i had was 12 hours of solid garden labour. wake up 6 am, finish at 6 pm. *shudder* i had a few 'slack' days where i did bugger all... they were good. the best jobs i got were painting, cause its so easy. first of all i had to paint the pool decking (yes... we have a pool... we take it for granted because its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cold. even on really hot days we dont use it, thats how damn cold it is) green. yes, green. it actually looks good now. mum had done about 1/4 of the job, i did the other 3/4 in about 2 hours. maybe less. (thats a pretty good time actually ) then i got the rest of the day off, yay! next job was 2 chairs. mum had painted one, but badly. large patches that she missed ... so i patched them up and did another chair. took longer then i thought because i was careful not to spill it. this one was a turps based paint so it doesnt come off easily. meh. that was the last proper job i got
time to talk about chrishmish!
anyways. i got a tv and a stereo thing. how do i know?! ill tell you. we're not that fancy about christmas, especially seeing as we're not even staying home, we're going to my uncle's house. we all get our presents early. i got a bit old for the wrapping and all that stuff, so we dont do it anymore. no need.
finished pretty much all the shopping today, and im very happy. who wouldnt be?!

anyway, check these guys out!!

MUAHAHAHA!! IM SICK! that means no skool for me! but, it sucks aswell. damn cold T^T

10 things you like:
1. candy
2. sugar
3. food
4. Tacos
5. the color black
6. broccoli
7. sleep
8. drawing
9. anime
10. BLEACH

3 things that make you happy:
1. friends
2. candy
3. comfy places

3 things that anger you:
1. my current computer and internet connection
2. 99.89% of the people in my school
3. being bored

10 things that you hate:
1. anything requiring effort on my part
2. when i have a headache on camp and morons are yelling and screaming next to my cabin at like 1 am
3. people who reckon they're cool
4. 1337 speak
5. burnt toast
6. 30 degree + days, especially when i can't get in my pool, because its not THAT hot...
7. PEOPLE WHO USE MY WHITE-OUT FOR POINTLESS THINGS *COUGH*JORDAN*COUGH*
8. Rebellious mushroom theif slacker hack chroming n00b corpse stinjy lazy rich worthless lying bastards...
9. HOMEWORK!
10. scary shit... like F.E.A.R!

3 facts about your name:
1. i hate it when people call me 'Alexander'
2. My middle name is William!
3. meh. something else.

5 facts about yourself:
1. my hair is getting too long.
2. im completely mad
3. i dont like coffee or tea
4. i tend to be random at times, like when me and jordan couldnt find our maths class, so we just sat on a chair next to the oval and watched some year 8s play baseball. ad then i was like 'Wouldn't it be funny if one of the guys said OMG! THROW TO SECOND!! and he throws it, but doesnt let go and he somehow hits himself in the head and K.O's himself, and then some other guy says 'OH MY GOD! HE K.O'ED HIMSELF!! LETS GET HIM!!'
5. i tend to find injuries on me without knowing how they happened

2 things you expect (at least for now):
1. for the sun to explode and it to rain candy
2. rabbits are gonna take over.

4 random thoughts:
1. HEY!! THATS THE GUY!! AND HE'S BACK FOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! ...... GET HIM!
2. 48 Jacks and a Queen... (card game: cheat)
3. Corn stocks have risen 12%!
4. OH NOES! D: NOW I NEED NEW FINS!!

Song you're listening to (give artist)?:
ehh... *looks at playlist* ..... Golden brown, by the Stranglers! that song pwns...

Time?: 6:11 PM

7 People you'll tag this to:
ehhhh hehe hehehehehe!! sucked in:

I found a mood ring on the ground. I was all like.... You fatcats didn't eat your mood ring! Now it's mine. Anyway, i heard that they turn black when they got really hot. Soooo.... I put it on my lamp, which actually turns unbearably hot after awhile.
After about 5 minutes of pointless doodles on the back of the paper which I drew 'Firebat' on, I realised I'd forgotten about the mood ring. It turns out mine was a special case; it didn't turn black at all. It turned brown with black streaks.
When I picked it up, it almost burned my finger off. I mean, I expected it to be hot, but not THAT hot. I left it for a while, to see if it would go back to normal. It didn't. It now resides in one of the less-used corners in my room, after I flung it there in a fit of rage.

(Actually; there was no rage. I couldn't actually give a shit that the damn thing broke, but it was nice having it for a while.)


A lesson to all those Risk-takers and Adventurers out there; Never pick up a mood ring after leaving it on a hot lamp for 5 minutes. My finger has 3rd degree burns from that thing.
Well.... OK. That was a lie. I've only got 2nd degree burns.
Err... as for the mood ring, I've got an unfortunate feeling that we'll never be seeing him again. Poor Garet.

IN THE MEANTIME....

A little look into Gambulator's Kitchen.

"NOT THERE YOU FOOLS!! PUT IT OVER HERE! THAT WAY IT CATCHES THE VOID-LIGHT!"
About 8 feeble hobos are placing a sack of onions near the windowsill. No regular onions; Hafufful onions, the most prized and precious onions in all of existence. Everybody was after them, because they were worth about a billion dollars each. Any dish they were added to was bound to be the best tasting meal you have ever had. The only way Gambulator could lay his hands on them was by Invading Grunge realm and slaughtering all the crop defenders. It prooved no meagre task, most of his solid gold army was slaughtered in the process, to the point that he had to fight aswell. It turned out to be a good thing though, because without the Hafufful onions, the grunge army could no longer attack. After tasting a meal that the finest of kings would weep with delight about eating, he vomited. All over the person that served it. "WHAT IS THIS FILTH?! TAKE IT AWAY, YOU FOOL!" Not wanting to be flicked in the skull again, the hobo ran off. It turns out though, Hafufful onions have a very harmful side effect, but only when you put more then one of them into some food. The foolish cook, not knowing this, had comprised the entire meal from the onions. Gambulator's defencive system had gotten rid of the poison, which surely would have killed even him.
He felt that he sure could go for a taco or two.